My consumption habits are better!

Consuming stuff makes you so proud of yourself! I am quite sure you are better than me or the next person.

There’s only one problem, writing social comments about that is so time-consuming. Let me help you!

Here's why I'm cooler than you!

Let's talk about . As any sane person, I . That's what anyone with brains, taste, and even a bit of decency should .
On the other hand, losers such as you . Pathetic.
I have never ever in my life made , because I am absolutely not nearly able to - and you know what, I'm proud of that. The most important thing is that I and you don't!